Who Am I?

Does anyone know who they are? I feel like listing traits like a bestiary doesn't define me, but maybe it's the best we got, you know?

Name: Lapis Lv: 3? HP: 10/30 MP: 15/20 Equipment:
* Puppy * Cat * Crochet hook * Library

Description: Potato monster. Likes looking at bizarre things. Only attack is to bury under blankets.

Experience Given: 1 Gold: -1000